Funny birthday wishes

Birthday wishes are usually dull and boring. Never let that birthday of a special someone pass without putting a smile on their face with some funny birthday wishes. Choose from a range of silly and funny birthday wishes to make their birthday a fun and memorable one.

Funny birthday wishes

Happy birthday to one of the few people’s birthdays I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

They say funny birthday wishes are a way deflecting the fact a person is getting older, so here goes… Smile while you still have teeth! Ha-Ha! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to a friend who has the best friend in the world!

We will be friends until we are old and senile… Then we can become new friends again! Ha-Ha! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes to people you never talk to.

I’m pretty sure that out of all the birthday wishes you receive, mine will be the wishiest! Happy Birthday!

If someone goes up to you and calls you old, remember to hit them with your stick and throw your teeth at them. Happy birthday!

Remember, growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. Happy birthday!

Its nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember? Anyway, enough with the funny birthday wishes, hope you have a great day!

Age isn’t an issue unless you have mind over matter. If you don’t mind than it don’t matter. Happy birthday!

They say that age is all in the mind. The trick is to keep it from creeping down to your body. Happy birthday!

You might not be over the hill yet but you seem to have a great view. Happy birthday!

You know you are getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who has had to deal with the hardships of growing up without being able to Google something.

A long time ago, an old man once said ‘Don’t count your years, make the years count!’ Or did he say beers..??? Doesn’t matter, because either way I feel they both are very good advice. Happy birthday!

They say with age comes wisdom. I’d have to say that your one of the wisest people I know… Happy birthday!

Better to be over the hill then buried under it… Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who hasn’t been welcomed into the world via a tweet or status update.

If I knew you were going to live this long then I wouldn’t have bought you such expensive gifts when you were younger. Happy birthday!

My birthday wishes to you is calling all the fire authorities when you blow out all your candles. You’re more than welcome!

As you get older, make sure you count 2 things. Your calories and your blessings… Happy birthday and have a great day!

I know you would usually expect me to come up with some funny birthday wishes though I must say, with every birthday you seem to grow more and more beautiful… So what if I refuse to wear my glasses. Happy birthday!

I wish you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world… Naked and screaming!

Like a fine wine we get better with age… Or is it we feel better about our age with lots of wine!

You know you’re getting older when the birthday candles begin to cost more than the cake.

You should be excited to be this old. Think about it, you’re wiser, smarter and not far off from receiving you senior discounts card. Happy birthday you old fart!

On your special day, I wish you peace, joy, happiness, romance and all those things that don’t cost me anything.

Another year of age, another part of your body that aches. Happy birthday!

Wishing you a happy birthday as you become a year older. Sending you lots of love and hair dye to wash away your grey hairs.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you are old. As long as you can still hear them saying it without needing to read their lips. Happy birthday!

Think about it… Pretty soon you will be able to start wearing a diaper instead of going to the bathroom. That was the good life. Here’s to one year closer. Happy birthday!

As you get older, it seems to be that every time you add a candle to the cake, your doctor will also be adding another pill to your daily medicine regime.

Congratulations! You are now old enough to need over two packets of candles for your cake. Happy birthday!

Your birthday is not only a time for celebration, it is also a reminder for your yearly prostate exam. Happy birthday!

Your birthday every year could also work as reminder to do your yearly prostate exam! Happy Birthday pal!

They say that wisdom comes with age… I suppose in that case you’re not as old as you look. Happy birthday!

May you live long enough to poop yourself! Happy birthday

I don’t feel it is funny about having a birthday and getting old when you are already old. That is why I am going to stop with the funny birthday wishes and keep it totally serious. Happy birthday!

In the kitchen? In the toilet? On the desk? Near the fireplace? At your age, it is still a great achievement to remember where you left your keys… Ha-ha Happy birthday!

You think age is a funny thing… Wait till you look in the mirror! Ha-Ha! Happy Birthday!

With age comes new skills… You can now laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time! Ha-Ha! Happy birthday!

Late in the evening, very far away, there is a glow amongst the horizon, which will be all the candles from your birthday cake. Ha-Ha! Happy birthday old timer!

Happy birthday! May you live to be so old that you driving terrifies people!

Funny birthday wishes typically have a go about how old you are getting, but don’t worry about your age, alcohol will make it better! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who has more years on their life then hairs on their head!

Happy birthday! Dont worry, I wont tell everyone your real age. Though I do suggest that we light your birthday candles for the cake outdoor so it can double as a bonfire for the party.

They say that the younger you try to look, the older you actually are… So don’t fight it. And with that subtle hint, I would also like to wish you a happy birthday!

Dont threat if you are unable to blow out all of your candles. I have the fire department on call just incase. Ha-Ha! Happy birthday!

I’m not one to make up any funny birthday wishes or jokes relating to age. Because I know how sensitive the topic can be to someone like you.

Happy birthday! Dont worry, I wont be telling anyone how old your turning. Only because everyone knows we grew up together and that would be giving away my age too!

Congratulations! You have now come to the age where all compliments you received are typically followed by ‘For someone your age’. Ha-Ha! Happy birthday!

They say that men age like wine, if that is the case then women must age like milk… Ha-Ha! Happy birthday!

Many things get better with age, unfortunately you’re an exception to this… Ha-Ha! Happy birthday!